Thursday, February 15, 2007

Phallus

The Nintendo DS. The pedophiles handheld of choice.

PAs response

" While driving on the highway, a child molester who is also driving might look into the back seat of your car and see your child using their DS back there. According to
this terrifying report, the child molester can then - while driving their car - produce a DS of their own and utilize it to divine your home address. You will recall that he is driving on the highway at speeds approaching sixty miles an hour. One hand is on the wheel and the other is managing the gearbox. Thus, there can be no question.

He is entering these messages into the DS with his erect phallus.

The report isn't specific on this last point, but it's clearly present in the subtext. Pedophiles are writing messages to your kids using their dicks. "




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Orange Juice
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Beach Boys are dope!

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It is not a very realistic proposition to force a ten-year-old, who walks to school by himself, to walk in 6 inches of snow.

But that's why we have pedophiles! To help them get to school!
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Genome
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The bitch is dead now

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Originally Posted by Orange Juice
But that's why we have pedophiles! To help them get to school!

Making maps with the help of Pictochat to guide them right!
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Slithery
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The creature thus be born



Behold more smoke tricks!





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