ousted from eden

Well since im talking to dave about it i'll say it now. I do not enjoy divinity live. Its the same fucking show ive been going to in highskool. The band is mixed up from what it use to be, however they havent put a new song into their set since Haven. But i did them justice like always and jumped in the sleeper pit. ITs the fucking sleeper, come one. However i was imressed with forsaken because ive never seen soo many people start a pit for that song. Meh.

3 Inches of Blood was the fucking shiiiiiit. They started with Goatriders Horde which is my favorite. The singer who does the high powermetal voice looks like a fucking dwarf. Seriously, he has the body makeup of a dwarf. The other singer looked fucked up/shady as hell and was talking about drugs the whole time.
"This next song is the Magical Forrest, is about..."
"ITS about PCP!!"
Hahah. Deadly Sinners, for as gay of a song as it is, was done wonderfully and oh god the pits were great. I got elbowed in the head twice.

69 eyes. WHAT THE FUCK. Just no.

Now for cradle. Oh lord yes. Half the set sucked because it was thornography. The rest of it fucking ruled. I loved it. They kicked much ass. I jumped in the Her Ghost in the Fog pit. It started, i took a video, strapped my phone to the clip, checked myself out then went running dead center to fuck something up. There was a total lack of Cthulu Dawn and Scorched Earth but i got over it. I think the best part of the show was during(i think) cruelty brought thee orchids. I was starring up at the stage at johnny filth and there is just a perfect view, no heads in the way or nothing, and he is just starring straight back directly at me. It made the song and the show thaaaat much better.

She was divinities creature that kissed in cold mirros, a queen of snow. Far beyond compare

Sorry, the song came on

Well in other notable news i had a light saber duel. It was great. I told jeff to be ready and rolled up to his house ready for a fight.










John and Justin








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I dontk now. I was banging the keys to the music.

Well im fresh out of ideas so i bid you all aideu

Later Days

The show must go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

for if we dont find the nexy whiskey bar

I tell you he must die

Gotta love them whiskey bars.

I'd say the reason i havent been posting is lack of video footage/pics but thats an excuse.

Well some pretty epic shit has happened in smash as of late. I'll start with zanghi and his brother.

Mike was playing his brother for the last time before he went off to college. But before this he was thinking how he wanted to take the gamecube with him, but was perplexed on how he would do such a thing. Well he was fighting his brother, i believe it was Link(mike) vs Samus(his brother). Well the Mike was fucking around and on his last life while his brother had 2. He evens out the score and the damage for the last life. This fight took place on hyrule by the way. And you know on hyrule on the right side how low you can fall. Well his brother was falling down that pit of death for mikes win. But....
Mike jumped down and did the air down smash to him at the split second before he would fall. After that Randy flew up to the top right of the screen and died, before mike did. After that Randy got pissed and said "I'm never playing smash again, take the gamecube with you to college"

Number 2

It was Me(Donkey Kong) Stein(pikachu) and Hoke(luigi)in a free for all. Well the match wasnt epic in anyway except for this one part. I grab hoke and am about to use the Shove Your Face in it throw(the down throw for those who dont know) and right as a i do that Stein comes up and down smashes right next to us. Only instead, i shove Luigi's face in pikachu's spinning electric tail. Sweet shit.

And the final bit of epic beyond epic.

It was Me(peach) vs Zanghi(luigi). Well i was slapping him around as i normall do. But when he got down to his second to last life he started to kick it up and actually put up a fight. Sooner then i think its even and we are brawling up into the high damages. I mean he is at 150 something and im at 120ish. Well i knock him off the edge and bend down to grab a turnip. Huzzah, a stitch face its all over now. Well Mike lets forth a forward B to get back, but what a surprise its the back fire. Well right as he did the back fire i threw my turnip. He hit me and sent me flying to the right at the speed of light. What fucking shit. However, I will not fall so easily. My turnip hit him in the head before he hit me with the back fire but it didnt do any damage. However it bounced up and came back down to nail him and send him flying even faster to the right. I'm already off the screen at this point. But as soon as that precious stitch face touches him he pretty much vanishes and i win.

After that i dropped the control and started screaming "FUck yeah, eat it bitch, fucking eat it, i rule" and so on and so forth. Dont fuck with Peach.

Whilst on the topic of smash here is a video of brian and mike fighting over a controller


I saw my love the past couple days. It is great, she's the best and i love her so much. I got a picture of me teabagging her on my wall now that she drew.

Oh yeah, this is funny. Steins recollection of a couple days ago after some smoking.
Stein Of Metal (10:55:41 AM): dude
Stein Of Metal (10:55:58 AM): i got home yesterday
Stein Of Metal (10:56:04 AM): and made myself a plate of like 10 tacquitos
Stein Of Metal (10:56:10 AM): and then i don't remember what else happened
Stein Of Metal (10:56:48 AM): except there's an emppty box of ice cream sandwiches, an empty bag of salt and vinegar chips, i'm out of cigarettes and a scanner darkly was opened in media player

Skool started once more. What joy. Bleh. I have a class tomorrow at noon 30.

And i have run out of stuff to type about. So enjoy this video.


Later Days

What does the scanner see?

Did you know im dating the greatest girl in the world? She's beautiful, funny, and has a drinking problem. I love her sooo much. She never fails to make me happy or smile. And you wanna know something fun? If you poke her she makes noises. Aim for the belly button. Nothing in the world beats waking up next to her either. Actually, nevermind, falling asleep next to her. Waking up is second.

I love youuuuuuuuuuu Shaunee.

a chokehold till the end

I havent updated in a while. Meh. Who cares.

I'm getting a new car tomorrow. If not then on wednsday. It is a black 97 volkswagen jetta. I cant wait. And at the same time i am quite sad. For teh wagon shall be no more. As big of a piece of shit that thing is im sure we will all miss it dearly. And i now ask for whomever reading this to bow their head for a moment of silence for the car.
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Ok anyway. You know what fucking sucks? Having Valkyrie Profile 2, Disgaea 2, and FF12 and not having a fucking ps2. I could kill a man. And any jury of gamers would not convict me i say.


Damn right. Skwisgaar be his name.

New years. Ha, i forgot about that. 1 ounce. 10 people. Excalibur. Blunts. Tulip. Bowls Upon Bongs.












And the best picture


And here is a story my sweetheart wrote me.

LuMBrrJAwS: Once upon a time there was a boy named Peter
LuMBrrJAwS: He was the handsomest boy that ever lived
LuMBrrJAwS: While walking through his town one day, he stumbled upon a blonde girl named Shaunee... and he knocked her ass down. Unintentionally of course
LuMBrrJAwS: As he helped her up, her gorgeous blue eyes landed sight on his stunning brown ones and it was fate.
LuMBrrJAwS: He told her that she was so beautiful... and a cute little tear fell from Shaunee's eye
LuMBrrJAwS: He wiped her tear away and said, "Come away with me to my castle, for I am the prince of this land. Be my princess and let us live happily ever after!"
LuMBrrJAwS: Shaunee declined, for her wicked evil step parents will slaughter her if she did so.
LuMBrrJAwS: Prince Chraming Piscitello II (PCP) told her that if she came with him, no harm can be done to her, for she will be protected by palace walls.

Auto response from D3monic Smurf: Gone like the day is fading.

LuMBrrJAwS: What PCP had said convinced Shaunee so, and she went home that day, grabbed her things, and left... never to return to the life she once lived as a poor, abused, farm girl.
LuMBrrJAwS: And they lived happily ever after.
LuMBrrJAwS: The end.
LuMBrrJAwS: Oh, and there was a lot of sex and pot smoking at the end just 'cos hey... its a fairytale

I love her lots and lots. She's the best.

Anyway i tire of this. So i will leave you with some smoke tricks









Later days