Yup

And this will be the last of the three. Maybe a fourth tomorrow but thatll be in honor of halloween. Dont forget there are 2 posts under this one.

And i forgot one thing in the last post. Before i left people were blazing in the garage and i stopped to say bye to Jay and Geoff. After our goodbyes i was like "I must ask for a hit of that before i leave" a second later Geoff cuts in "You should take a hit before you go." And Jays response was "What would Satan do" and hands me hte bong.

Oh get this. In my phone calender i dont have it saying today is halloween. Instead i have it as a reminder that FF12 comes out today. Priorities man.

Anyway once more on the halloween note, here is kutcher thinking he is a zombie.


Do you know the time?

Where's the rum!

The party was more fun then a barrel of monkeys tripping on acid. Took a little for everyone to start arriving but after that it was fun.

There was some purplpe jesus there. That equates to several gallons of hard liqour. A couple gallons of fruit juices. And fresh cut up fruit. De-fucking-licious. I was getting shaun to drink it. But thats cause she's an alcoholic so its ok.

The whole night was just intoxication. Wait, thats what a party is. Fuck it, fun stuff. There was a little place called purgatory too. Ten minutes alone wiht some one in a small cushy room. Shaun and I were the first to get some liquids on the stuff. Whoops. And Deja(their totally fucking awesome dog) decided to come in and hang out with us the entire time. Now thats what i call a good time.

I'll post a few pictures before i start on the beligerence of geoff.

Where be yer booty


Dorthy and some bitch(pun intended!!11!)


Vote for satan


Oh mansy was geoff drunk off his nuts. He had a nice bottle of cap'n morgan for himself in a sweet ass container(forgot to snag a pic of it). Needless to say he drank most of it. And shit did it show. Towards the end of my time at the party shaun and i were just laughing at his outburts of hello and how you doing to people. All in a pirate accent of course. But you gotta think, would you have it any other way?





I hung out smoking hookah for like the last hour and a half. Oh hookah.

Well my adventures didnt end there. However this next part can only be told in song and dance. But the problem is i cant sing or dance, so ill just tell the story.

A tan station wagon with all sorts of battle wounds pulls through the drive through of the local mcdonalds. Its about 2 in the morning and the rest of the town was dark from a black out. But not mcdonalds!
"Hi, could i have a mcchicken sandwhi.."
"sdfewrrigdcomputersdfkjsdownsfere333inside"
"What?"
"sdw3killsdfdsftheksdfsdfjews"
"Huh?"
"sdfsdfinsidesdfsd"
"Guess i gotta go inside"
Once in the fine eatin establishment i am confronted by a sight which i have never seen. All four ghostbusters were there, but they had sex changes! And jim morrison was at the counter trying to get a big mac. There were 4 black men making of Jim and his snak skin pants. But before long they left to try and find a chicken holiday, i think. Afterwards elvis and his friend walked in. Everyone there had too much to drink/smoke/all of the above. ALl the eyes were glazed over and red. The wait time unsettled all these patrons of the night and caused us all to lash out and bug the ones working. Elvis' friend got fed up with it and lit up a stoge right in front of the counter and demanded his food. Before he finished Jim asked him for one and followed suit. Only he broke out into a little dance with his cigarette. You could tell he was feeling those miccy-dee vibes. When elvis' friend was done he stomped out the cigarette on the ground with his feet and finally orders and food began to get taken and given out. Thus conclude this tale.

(sorry about how bad they are, understand my state of mind)
Elvis and a Ghostbuster or 2


Jim and the smoker smoking them smokes.


After i took that last pic the guy came up and was like "Hey what are you doing, thats evidence."
"Yeah, evidence this night happened because i know i wont remember come morning."

Thus be told my saturday
Later Days

are we the last living souls?

Sorry Jon, didnt get in till 2 last night. And this will first of three/four posts. Probably three. This however is short and will contain somthing for your ocular and geintal pleasure.

Boonkasket



Revo



and

Socrates

heh

D3monic Smurf: i put in an application to circuit city earlier today(a little before you went to class)
D3monic Smurf: and i got a call for an niterview today
deViLs666prOGeNy: Haha
deViLs666prOGeNy: Wow
deViLs666prOGeNy: I guess they really need people
deViLs666prOGeNy: Or they want to do you
D3monic Smurf: yup
deViLs666prOGeNy: They better not
D3monic Smurf: it was a girl who called to
deViLs666prOGeNy: Grrrr
D3monic Smurf: hahah
deViLs666prOGeNy: I'll kill her
D3monic Smurf: she said to wear a thong to the intervie
D3monic Smurf: w
deViLs666prOGeNy: Fuck you
deViLs666prOGeNy: You're not working there
D3monic Smurf: haha

Hell yeah

Firstly, i know the pictures get cut off, my fault. Ill do a smaller size next time or something different.

However for the frist time ever since i had my fucking phone it can send and recieve picture messages. And videos. In honor of that ill post another video.


There may or may not be sound. if there isnt i dont know what the fuck happened cause the file on my pc has sound.

I want you in my doorway, naked... with a compass

Whoops. Totally forgot to come back and post. Meh, whatever.

Well last night i slept over shauns. That was a lot of fun. We watched movies and tv and hung out. We fell asleep on the couch together. It was awesome. I lover her sooo much.

Friday was a damn good day too. Early on i decided to trade in some video games and pick up some new ones. I bought 4 to trade in(Suikoden 3, FFX, Disgaea, Dark Cloud 2) and ended up getting 3 games, a subscription to game informer, and a discount card. All for the cost of 3 dollars. I was a happy boy. The games i got were Fire Emblem: Path orf Radiance, Skies of Arcadia Legends, and Baiten Kaitos.

Later on a small souiree which we are all so accustomed too happened. I went and picked up tess and by the time we got back and got a pack of stoges the gang had arrived. With a half. And oodles of new toys. Picture time.

Tea Bagged


Rings


Bum


Now for some toys. And pardon me because i do not remember the names. However it was a star wars themed night.

This i do remember as Yoda






Word. Yo.


And i owe you some more videos. Hm, which ones though.

Oh yeah. Since you can see the red one is a steam roller and that was kicking our ass all night ill post an encounter with einstein and a steam roller.


The best is the story after the video ends. After he coughed for maybe 30 seconds he puked into his hand and funneled the puke into a nearby ashtray. Then puked in the ash tray. Hahaha, who the fuck thinks to use his hand as a funnel for his puke. It makes me laugh to this day.

And ive just been wanting to post this.
The Boonkasket Calladvanced

Im pissed you can barely see anything. But its a giant pvc pipe. It was awesome.

The End
Later Days

There may be dogs about

Stein Of Metal: chinese power
Stein Of Metal: yo my car gets 200 miles for every dollar.
D3monic Smurf: hah
D3monic Smurf: pay them in rice
Stein Of Metal: that you have mexicans grow for cheap
Stein Of Metal: and by cheap i mean share cropping
D3monic Smurf: hahah
Stein Of Metal: and by share cropping i mean beatings.

Forgot to post over teh weekend. Fuck it. And i forgot the video on thursday. SO you'll get two today.

The Massive Attack show was fucking sweet. It was really good at first, then the last 5 songs it just got ridiculously awesome. And i couldnt find any one to go so i gave away my extra ticket at the door. The walk back to the station sucked cause it was just pouring rain. 20 blocks in teh rain sucks.

This post will be cut short because of circumstances beyond my control.

Who's coming with me

I won two tickets to Massive Attack today. There is one of me. That means i need one more person. And i am inviting you, whom ever you may be, if you're interested to ask me about that other ticket. Under one condition though. You must have 20 bucks to buy a bag for the day.

Things to take into consideration.
The concert is on Wednsday. As in 10/04/06. As in not tomorrow but the next day.
Its at Roseland Ballroom in New York.
Dont forget you'll need 20 bucks for the train ticket.

So yeah. If interested contact me some way.

yes

Me. Drunk. Opeth. Blunt

The End