Another one of them boonkaskets

Always a good way to start a post.

I was hanging out with pat and making fire in my hand and on my body and it led me to think of videos with simial things. And since im too tired to make a full post ill leave you with a few of them.

This ended in it burning


I casted a pyroblast on dave


Explsoive high five!


And Gigantour on saturday
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Later Days

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It turns out i have most of the shit i wanted to post uploaded

I am here to infrom you all of a new rule that shall be practiced when amoungst people. It is called the fumble.

As you should have seen, subject B, john, dropped his cigarette. However subject A, justink was quick to see this fall and called fumble.

If you didnt piece it togeter just yet ill spell it out to your dumb ass. If you drop your cigarette, and some one calls fumble, it becomes there cigarette. Easy, no?

And secondly i am here to ask if you all missed out on your chance to get a clicker.

You can see here its sleek metalness. Also take note to its patented clicking clicker. Its state of the art display can show anything from 0-9999. o0o But thats not all.


What some of you may call a black tunry thing is really its knob. Feel free to polish it, or touch it, just caress it gently even....I mean with this black turny thing you can either reset or add numbers. Nifty eh?

Now lets go to an action shot


Be envious you dont have one. Muhahaha!

darkness enclouses

Showers are refreshing. The best feeling in the world is how my hair feels when im washing the conditioner out of it. So smooth and sexy, like a 5 yearold girl with pig tails riding a hot pink tric in the mid spring.

Yesterday was pretty good. Had class at 8 30 in the am. But before that i met up with shaun since she got a ride there at earlier then that. I bought my books and met up with her when i got on campus. I gave her my keys so she could pass out in my car. And i like my history teacher. He was explaining how china kept nomads happy once upon a time. And after he explained it he put it the best way i could think to say it "Pretty much they're giving them shit so they dont come over and try to steal their shit." Teaching would be so much easier if all teachers could simplify things such as that.

Also talking about confusism he was talking how an emperor should be virtuous and some one the people would follow. So he was trying to think of some person who the class would follow if they came in. At first he was like "...no not our president, hmm." And i blurt out "Randy Savage". I dont know about you, but if The Macho Man Randy Savage walked into any where i was at and said to follow him, id be the first mother fucker out the door.

I went out to my car and hung out there with shaun for a while. I was reading through my education book. They have different news articles related to skools and teachers. Well i must say the best one ever was about one man, a great man. No, an MAN of men. He got fired from his position as a teacher because he starred in and produced over 100 porn flicks. He had to be the coolest fucking teacher in the world. Easily. But thats just because im yet to become a teacher.

Shaun and I ended up covering her foot in random little drawings. And some where in there i got all hippied out.

Make bongs, not war.

The rest of the day was here and there until it was time to go to my other class. I got there 5 or 10 minutes late so i hurried up to get to class. Problem was i didnt have my shcedule on me. Nor did i know what class room it was in. I just remember it being next to my civ class. Well i wander around up stairs for a good 10 minutes. I pop into one class and ask but to no help. I thought i found the class so i walk in, and the teacher is holding up some note card and speaking in a different language. Wrong again. So i ended up going out side to the gazebo and made some friends to hang out with.

And i found out why i couldnt find the class. Its in room 206, but the hall goes from 205 to 207, turn a bend, 212 214 216. Fucked up shit yo.

After that i ended up back at the gazebo as per usual. Hung out there for a bit with two other people and the three of us ended up hanging out for the rest of eve. We some how made our way into the student life center amoungst, i would say fags but i can tolerate gay people. Hm, well you know those drama fags from high skool, those kind of people. *shudder* They were sitting around listening to swing and fag and showtunes. I just happened to have a Kalmah cd on me at that moment in time so i pestered the queer with powerbook to put it in. Hahaha. He ended up skipping the tracks after the first 10 seconds. The other two could sense how irate i was getting so we ended up leaving. It was brought up how i looked as if i was going to break open the notebook and grab my cd. Oh boy was that right. It took so much for me to not take my book and smash the entire things to pieces and retrive my cd.

We ended up in a horror movie once we got downstairs. We wanted to go to the TV room but it was locked so we tried finding some one to open it. The entire downstairs was empty except a class going on. A class about battlegrounds no less. Anyway all the lights were on in all the rooms but no one was there. Weird as hell.

Eventually Pat got out of class and we went on some voyage or another. It ended with use bouncing between kfc, taco bell and kfc again. It ruled.

And that was my thursday. I started typing this on friday but kept saving at random points because lack of either time or will.

Friday was a good day. Hung out with John and Justin early on and ran some errands and killed time. Eventually got to blazing. But the true fire wasnt until that eve. Pat, Joh, Hoke, Tess, and myself had a sit down with Excalibur and a hundred bucks of good bud. Sadly it did not fair as well as one would expect. However i did manage to get 5 or 6 videos of the entire process for way too many. And to make the day that much better Shaun came over for the night.

Saturday had its ups and downs. The ups were another Excalibur session with hoke jesus and brian. That was good fun.

And pretty much all of my today was spent with Paper Mario. Hell fucking yeah. I was stuck on that thing from the moment i got home. I love how time disappears on me when i play games. At 8 i thought "alright, im gonna go start on some dinner at 9" and then all of a sudden its 10 30.

I have a few pics to post but theyre not uploaded. And i know if go to upload them now i wont finish this post so ill do it another day. But there is one im going to post. Shaunee was bored with out her internet so she ended up making this with paint.

I told her that posting it here is the equivilant of me hanging it on my fridge.

And im gonna head off because i got class tomorrow.
Later Days

Tired

Too tired/lazy to post a full update, so watch this.



Later Days

In retrospec and being stoned this is funny as hell

metalstratman380: heh i hacked my sisters computer the other day....
metalstratman380: and i must say for a 15-y-o she has WAY too many naked pics of herself....
metalstratman380: its not cool

You are now entering the harmonic world of

I hate it when this shit happens.I was sitting at the FFO boards reading through shit and typing a post. Last i remembered Acoustic Melody was on then out of no where i hear O Green World. Turns out my ears didnt pick up 4 songs in the play list. That use to happen to me on the bus all the time. Be sitting there, boom, at skool and my CD is on the second to last track. Crazy shit.

Yesterday was pretty damn good asides waking up early as hell. I fixed everything with me going to skool so i got my schedule. And it sucks. Mondays i have a class at 9 30am and another at 7pm. Wednsday only one at 9 30 am. ANd thursday i have an 8 30 am and a 7pm. Fuck that. After i sorted all that out i had lunch with Sage and hung out at campus for a little. THen i picked up shaun and drove her to class.

My afternoon after that was spent sitting at the gazebo. Fun as always.If you are ever on campus and are looking for a place to hang out go to the gazebo. Not a gazebo, the gazebo.

After Shaunee got out of class her and i departed towards my house where the rest of the day was spent. I love her dearly.

Oh man, my fucking Tactics Advance file got erased. That made me want to stab a nigger. Three times. For every hour i put into that file. Thats 56 hours. Times three. Thats a lot of 56 stabbed niggers. Each stabbed 3 times. Mo' fuckers.

Hehe, i put a "This medication should be taken with water" sticker on the grinder. I really need to get my hand on an excess amount of all those pill bottle stickers. That would prove to be great.

Since the chances of me updating this tomorrow are about slim to not going to happen ill post a video now for your ocular pleasure.

Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. I have a few words for you, "your hands around my throat".


And with that i must depart.
Later Days

Edit: And i almost forgot. The 27th of this month at the stone pony, Buckethead. Anybody with me?

Space Acid

Pat: I remember Hoke telling me that if we ever encounter aliens from some where else the first thing he is going to ask them is what kind of drugs do they have. Yo imagine getting space coke.
Me: Go get some space chronic
Pat: Or just getting a pound of some blue sponge that you just snort. Or space acid
Me: All you're doing is taking exsisting drugs and putting the word space in front of it
Pat: I'm just trying to relate what kind of drug it we be like, but from space.

The skins the slither deliver me free

Bleh. Im sick. I've had this stomach virus thing on and off for the past week and today seems to be the worst of it. And at this point i dont know of my stomach is hungry or if im gonna puke. I hate that feeling.

Yesterday got stupid with pat and john. Dont expect details. Before that though i was hanging out with dominic and his younger friend. C
.hilling and talking and shit. They failed to believe me that i havent even been smoking a year. But a lot of people do. And my stomach wants to die.

Thursday was suppose to be the first day of classes for me. But that got all fucked up. When i registered for classes a little while back they didnt tell me when payment was due for the semester. Turns out it was due two days after i registered so they dropped all my clases. That annoyed the shit out of me. I get to sort all of that shit out tuesday. Im dreading that because i know im gonna be slapped with all the shit time slots for classes since the ones i originally signed up for are filled.

Rewind a bit on that day. I woke up pretty early and went over to shauns. I made pancakes for her and her cousin devin. First batch were normal, the second contained crushed up oreos. They kicked ass. We hung around the house for a bit. Showered and what not and then i drove her to class and found out all that shit with my classes. After that i went up to pats to try and make my schedule online but they dont let you do that since skool started. That led us to fuck around with some video games and watch random clips of random things.

When pat was heading out to class i went back down to brookdale and picked up shaun from her first day. Had a cigarette at the gazebo and saw dan there so i talked to him for a bit.

Nothing to eventful. Back at her place i made us dinner and we hung out. Asha came by and shaun ended up straightening my hair.

Fucking sweet. Photobucket made resizing pictures easier/faster. Now if only theyd let me punch in my own dimensions for the picture.

Anyway here are a few of me with straightened hair. I realize now i forgot to take one of the back.

And i love this blog. I accidently clicked on a link in my links bar and instead of just loading up that page it asked me if i wanted to since i had shit typed. FUck yes.





The internet makes me lazy. I dont even have to type in any HTML anymore if i dont want to. All the basic shit is covered with the convience of buttons and keyboard shortcuts. Technology will be our down fall.

I went through most of my videos from my digi cam and renamed them so i could actually locate them. ANd since im a pot head and i forget things ill post two for not posting one on thursday. Or making it up on friday, hehe.
(note: this would have been up yesterday but the power went out before i posted it)

Firstly id ask for you to bring the pain.


And this is just funny


Oh man. Last night on WSOU they played, in its entirety, the Shatner version of rocket man. IT was fucking sweet. Espically since(as most of you should know) it was just on family guy.

Anyway,
Later Days

Epiphany. Pass the bong man

D3monic Smurf: oh man
D3monic Smurf: i was stoned
D3monic Smurf: and i thought of the greatest fucking theory for being psychic
iLLoGiCaL LyNx: shoot
D3monic Smurf: i love when shit like that comes to me
D3monic Smurf: my theory is that our brainwaves transmit on a wavelength wherever we are. And when people talk and communicate and interact those wavelengths sych up. Over time your brains wavelengths get use and accustomed to certain wave lengths. Henceforth when you preceive something that some one is thinking or know exactly what they are going to do or say before it happens, its because you are receiving the same brainfeed as them
D3monic Smurf: and its works vice versa
D3monic Smurf: and i also believe that one person can influence the other person with his own thoughts when those wave lenghts are in sych
D3monic Smurf: if you are ever thinking of a word or a memory you shared, and that person says hte word or brings up that memory, its because you were influencing them to think it by thinking on it yourself

Blacket then the blackest black....times infinity

I just realized i survived august. Hell yeah!

Its a curse

Thinking on it i cant remember what the hell i did with my other pair of rechargeable batteries. I think that because i need to picture whore my days more since i havent been.

I found a postcard from postsecret today that fits me pretty well. Go there and try and find it(hint,it has the virgin mary in the picture).

Yesterday was my friend justins birthday. Sadly he had to work so i missed hanging out with him. Ended up with a number of friends from eatontown and went down here to blaze. The new guys were slain as always. Tess was amoungst one of the new people. At some point before and during she claimed to be able to out smoke hoke. John and I looked at each other, looked at hoke, looked at her, and then just started laughing. And the best comment i heard all day was from her when she walked in. I had my handcuffs and such on the table and she saw them and said "nice, i have the same pair of handcuffs."

I went to Rat Fest on friday. Deftones = fat guy in tube socks. That sums them up. There was a band or two playing whilst we wandered but didnt pay any attention to them. Jeff and Einstein got new pieces at the show. Jeff got a nice bowl and einstein got a chillum. The chillum kicks much ass. Ive wanted to get one for a while. Afterwards we went to the crowed to watch the fat guy in tube socks and finally KoRn.

Korn was good but the show was dead. And from when their set began till when it ended their energy was just going down and down. However Blind was awesome. We plotted the demise of skittles through the means of a pit. BUt no one was opening one up and it was all muddy and rainy. Jeff was gonna go sliding down it at the end but no one else would and he didnt want to be the only one miserable and covered in mud. And dave got glug. Once again no picture cause im stupid and so is my batery charger.

And thats about it i suppose. Until next time

later days

Happy Birthday Love!!

First off id like to wish a girl whom i love dearly a very Happy Birthday. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE!!!

Today John, Hoke, Justin, Jeff and I hung out. We started running some errands and in the process got tikcets to Rat Fest tomrrow. Then we hung out at jeffs place for a bit. Before we went back to my house we grabbed some buddies and justins guitar. I met Evil Hulk today. If my battery charger wasnt so shitty id have pictures of it.

I took them through new years with the pictures. I got a total mind blow because i got 2 of the exact same pictures at different points in the night. Its fucking nuts. And i went through a bunch of videos of my friends and use being us. Then after numerous bouts of smash we enjoyed some hectic four players Naruto. Neji is god. And feral naruto rapes shit in the mouth twice.

Anyway im tired and must go. But before i leave i pose a question.

Have i ever told you about a lad named Tunnel Man? He is a mythical creature that only comes out once a century through the power of boon. He is a wise and noble creature. This, what you are about to see, is his story.


Later Days