It kinda grabs you by the poopin' donut

Since i can't write about you i figured you could watch this cause it always makes me smile when i am not in a good mood

The gates of life have closed on you

Look at that face. Better yet look at that joint.

All my friends are back from college so life is good.





hehe

Well i quit my job after getting fired for the second time. Well, this previous thursday i called in to get my hours for friday cause i forgot to write them down. Whilst talking to the dumbass at customer service about it i'm told i was suppose to work wednsday and thursday. The the copy of the schedule James Brown gave me said i dont have work thursday. I also told that tar baby i wasnt going to be in work on thursday, but that message never made it to the stupid pyramid builder who runs the place. I was also told not to come in on friday. Hah, i went in on friday to bitch about that mess of bullshit. I was arguing about it and it came to the conclusion to just come in and work. So i called in yesterday at like 5 and told my manager i quit. Fuck that shit.

I raped life at Junglebeat. Like anally raped. I was playing my favorite stage for fun and i just dominated it.

You know what happened after that? A platinum crest fell from the sky!!

Speaking of Junglebeat this was Tess' preperation for the round.

And this is her endeavor.


Funnier then a barrel of monkeys.

What else. Ive become addicted to mechassault. The game is so lacking in so many areas, but some fucking way they made it fun and addicting. Yesterday hoke and i were playing a grinder match. I got 38kills. Thirty-eight. When einsten slept over a couple nights ago we were playing, however he only had on contact in and it was messing him up. SO what did he do? He made an eyepatch.


Also during his sleep over i took control of the kitchen with Dave's help and made some mad ass buffalo wings.

Fried twice for your hearts inconvience. Oh they were so good.

And the final bit of fun from the sleep over comes in the form of this video. Tell me if you can pick out the one subtlty that makes the video even better.


By the way christmas sucks. As does christmas eve. Also fuck people with a white lighter superstition. White is obviously the superior race, why cant you just accept it as a superior lighter color.

ANd i tire of this so

Later Days

Huzzah

It lives. The plague no longer, uh... plagues me.

Well first and foremost i would like to say donkey konga rules life. Both jungle beat and donkey konga 2. And to show how awesome it is tak a look.

Thrilling!

What else what else. Mono sucked. I spent a lot of time in bed. However i got put on steriods early into it and that cleared it up like no other. However im starting to feel the lack of energy thing with it. It makes me tired and blah and grumpy for no reason. And i love my cupcake shaunee.


And id like to post something to make you all laugh and hopefull brighten your day. Enjoy.

Asain kid falls down. Hahaha. How can that not be funny?

I got some pics of my dad too. This one is him as a pirate.


And this one is suiting.


As of late i got pulled over. And speaking of which I'm going to pay the ticket online after this. Anyway the guy ran my plates at a stop light and my registration was bad. Its a 54 dollar ticket and he was pretty cool about it all and not a dick. Gay though cause that cuts out on christmas shopping money. But it will work out.

Also i got a flat tire randomly. It was just dead and flat. And you know that tire that had the bulge in the side. People were always a bit worried about it. Well that one is fine. It was the other fucking tire. I have a donut on it now and tomorrow i get new tires and shit.

And i got work tomorrow. Boy oh Boy. But i like the time frame of it. Noon to 8. Plus im in customer serivce now. Funny story by the way it involves me getting fired.

I had a week off just before. So i enjoy my week off and dont enjoy it with a bit of mono. I go in thursday to check the schedule book. I walk into the store managers and ask where the schedule book is. He looks at me cockeyed and this conversation ensued.
"Aren't you in rehab?"
"Wait, what? I was in rehab?"
"It was said that you were in rehab."
"When was i in rehab? Who said that?"
"Well it came about cause you didnt show up to work on day and some one made a joke like 'oh maybe he's in rehab'. After that you didnt show up another day and another day and the rumor turned into what we thought was true and we fired you."
"But i wasnt scheduled to work, i had zero hours for the week."

After that he paused for a minute and said "You got transferred to customer serivce." I replied "No one told me this." so he said to wait and called in James Brown the operations manager. When he got in there he asked him if he told me i got transferred. He paused and said no so after that we sorted out all the shit and i got my job back. Funny stuff.

Today at jeffs i was playing with some halo figures. And what i have for you is the epic struggle that ensued when i got my hands on them.

To ensure that you see it from start to finish in the proper order i shall provide you with a link you may view.
The Struggle!

Did you enjoy that? I hope so because the insanity doesnt stop yet
Rated NC-17

Muhahaha. I should work on robot chicken.

Well that is all i leave you with for now.

Later Days

bleh

I have mono. Dont expect much. The End.

I wonder if she likes ranch

"Steady camera for best results"







Orgasmic


Why I went to the show

We're gods and demons

On the way we're feelings.

Blah. I gotta be at work at 4 30am. Yeah. THat blows. Ill be in bed by 9.

Thanksgiving was alright. I went to my grandmothers for an early dinner. Quite tasty. And there was pie. I was stuffed.

I've been doing jack shit since ive got home. So bored. Therefore i update this.

A few nights ago at brians we decided to smoke cook an feast. But not in that order. THe smoking was last. And oh boy was there smoking. Anyway i was in the fried chicken and mac and cheese department. Tomer was on the grill. The other 3 were there to eat. However the clean up was the most fun. Firstly. The sink looked like a wrecked abortion complete with the tools used. See for yourself.


But the true fun didnt come till they put my stoned ass in charge of the dishwasher. Take a guess what happened. Come on. Is it there....?


Yeah i put too much soap in. Like, too much. Hahahaha

Part I


Part II


Part IV


Dont jump to conclusions just yet.

Part III


Hehe. Oh what fun. We sat there and were starring at it overflow for a big whilst we made comments and laughed. And brian squirmed a little in agony and frustration.

"I smoked weed and nobody died. I didn't get in a car accident. I didn't go out and OD on heroin the next day. Nothing happened. Sat on Pete's couch..."




Muhahaha

And in case you dont know what the hair is for...


And with this i bring up a task for you all. When my hair was shorter me headbanging was referred to as a poodle having a seizure(circa GBC). With the previous footage in mind come up with a good comparison for it.

WIth that i bid you later days.

Not for the easily disturbed

Beware the title.

By the way, the name of the video is titty dance.




There are just all kinds of posts happening today.

Piccyturrreszz

First and foremost, Deja.


And i must introduce, The Lighthouse




If you cant figure it out its a grav. Thats a splendid creation from amy and jays.

Speaking of splendid creations, here is one we call The Meri-Go-Round


And last but certinaly not the least. This one im going to link by the way. I found an orb in a random picture with Chelsea Hoke and Shaun. You know, an orb, spirit in orb form often found in photographs. Anyway take a look and you'll see right away where it is. And if you examine it closely(as in zoom in) you can tell its not a lens flare or diffraction or any kind of distortion or smoke. Crazy yo.
Lo and Behold

Tis all for now. Expect a video at some point.

Im stoned and bored so there may be a few random posts today.

D3monic Smurf: i rule, i had the phone and the keys to the game cases most of the day yesterday
deViLs666prOGeNy: I bet you felt like a king
D3monic Smurf: hell no, i felt like a prisoner

How do you do it

I had an epiphany the other night driving home. Or maybe i was driving some where else. Regardless it dawned on me. And i think it's an important thing in life. However i'm not going to tell any one. This is something everyone should figure out themselves. And its also something i doubt any of you will ever know.

Jubbiles

I'm tired and lazy. So im going to leave you off with a video to ponder on. More to come this weekend.

a brief moment of clarity

Yesterday was my one year anniversary with shaun. Yup, a whole year. Oh how i love her so. We enjoyed a nice relaxing day together and it kicked much ass.

And i have so many gamecube games now. I need a new memory card is what it comes down to. I took a break from Fire Emblem(although i plan on beating it this weekend) and i decided to take a break from Baten Kaitos. I just fought the hardest battle ever(at what some walkthroughs call one of the toughest in the game) and it burnt out my will to play for a little. However my dearest got me Pikmin 2. I started playing it last night at like 12 30ish. Next thing i know its 3 20am. Fun stuff.

Both Zanghi and Brian will be here today and this weekend. Sweet shit yo. And before i go and play some more pikmin here are two videos. It was brought up im only showing videos from the rec room and such so i grabbed some that arent from there for a change.





Later Days

My halloween

I spent my halloween swallowing the colors of the sounds i hear.

Yup

And this will be the last of the three. Maybe a fourth tomorrow but thatll be in honor of halloween. Dont forget there are 2 posts under this one.

And i forgot one thing in the last post. Before i left people were blazing in the garage and i stopped to say bye to Jay and Geoff. After our goodbyes i was like "I must ask for a hit of that before i leave" a second later Geoff cuts in "You should take a hit before you go." And Jays response was "What would Satan do" and hands me hte bong.

Oh get this. In my phone calender i dont have it saying today is halloween. Instead i have it as a reminder that FF12 comes out today. Priorities man.

Anyway once more on the halloween note, here is kutcher thinking he is a zombie.


Do you know the time?

Where's the rum!

The party was more fun then a barrel of monkeys tripping on acid. Took a little for everyone to start arriving but after that it was fun.

There was some purplpe jesus there. That equates to several gallons of hard liqour. A couple gallons of fruit juices. And fresh cut up fruit. De-fucking-licious. I was getting shaun to drink it. But thats cause she's an alcoholic so its ok.

The whole night was just intoxication. Wait, thats what a party is. Fuck it, fun stuff. There was a little place called purgatory too. Ten minutes alone wiht some one in a small cushy room. Shaun and I were the first to get some liquids on the stuff. Whoops. And Deja(their totally fucking awesome dog) decided to come in and hang out with us the entire time. Now thats what i call a good time.

I'll post a few pictures before i start on the beligerence of geoff.

Where be yer booty


Dorthy and some bitch(pun intended!!11!)


Vote for satan


Oh mansy was geoff drunk off his nuts. He had a nice bottle of cap'n morgan for himself in a sweet ass container(forgot to snag a pic of it). Needless to say he drank most of it. And shit did it show. Towards the end of my time at the party shaun and i were just laughing at his outburts of hello and how you doing to people. All in a pirate accent of course. But you gotta think, would you have it any other way?





I hung out smoking hookah for like the last hour and a half. Oh hookah.

Well my adventures didnt end there. However this next part can only be told in song and dance. But the problem is i cant sing or dance, so ill just tell the story.

A tan station wagon with all sorts of battle wounds pulls through the drive through of the local mcdonalds. Its about 2 in the morning and the rest of the town was dark from a black out. But not mcdonalds!
"Hi, could i have a mcchicken sandwhi.."
"sdfewrrigdcomputersdfkjsdownsfere333inside"
"What?"
"sdw3killsdfdsftheksdfsdfjews"
"Huh?"
"sdfsdfinsidesdfsd"
"Guess i gotta go inside"
Once in the fine eatin establishment i am confronted by a sight which i have never seen. All four ghostbusters were there, but they had sex changes! And jim morrison was at the counter trying to get a big mac. There were 4 black men making of Jim and his snak skin pants. But before long they left to try and find a chicken holiday, i think. Afterwards elvis and his friend walked in. Everyone there had too much to drink/smoke/all of the above. ALl the eyes were glazed over and red. The wait time unsettled all these patrons of the night and caused us all to lash out and bug the ones working. Elvis' friend got fed up with it and lit up a stoge right in front of the counter and demanded his food. Before he finished Jim asked him for one and followed suit. Only he broke out into a little dance with his cigarette. You could tell he was feeling those miccy-dee vibes. When elvis' friend was done he stomped out the cigarette on the ground with his feet and finally orders and food began to get taken and given out. Thus conclude this tale.

(sorry about how bad they are, understand my state of mind)
Elvis and a Ghostbuster or 2


Jim and the smoker smoking them smokes.


After i took that last pic the guy came up and was like "Hey what are you doing, thats evidence."
"Yeah, evidence this night happened because i know i wont remember come morning."

Thus be told my saturday
Later Days

are we the last living souls?

Sorry Jon, didnt get in till 2 last night. And this will first of three/four posts. Probably three. This however is short and will contain somthing for your ocular and geintal pleasure.

Boonkasket



Revo



and

Socrates

heh

D3monic Smurf: i put in an application to circuit city earlier today(a little before you went to class)
D3monic Smurf: and i got a call for an niterview today
deViLs666prOGeNy: Haha
deViLs666prOGeNy: Wow
deViLs666prOGeNy: I guess they really need people
deViLs666prOGeNy: Or they want to do you
D3monic Smurf: yup
deViLs666prOGeNy: They better not
D3monic Smurf: it was a girl who called to
deViLs666prOGeNy: Grrrr
D3monic Smurf: hahah
deViLs666prOGeNy: I'll kill her
D3monic Smurf: she said to wear a thong to the intervie
D3monic Smurf: w
deViLs666prOGeNy: Fuck you
deViLs666prOGeNy: You're not working there
D3monic Smurf: haha

Hell yeah

Firstly, i know the pictures get cut off, my fault. Ill do a smaller size next time or something different.

However for the frist time ever since i had my fucking phone it can send and recieve picture messages. And videos. In honor of that ill post another video.


There may or may not be sound. if there isnt i dont know what the fuck happened cause the file on my pc has sound.

I want you in my doorway, naked... with a compass

Whoops. Totally forgot to come back and post. Meh, whatever.

Well last night i slept over shauns. That was a lot of fun. We watched movies and tv and hung out. We fell asleep on the couch together. It was awesome. I lover her sooo much.

Friday was a damn good day too. Early on i decided to trade in some video games and pick up some new ones. I bought 4 to trade in(Suikoden 3, FFX, Disgaea, Dark Cloud 2) and ended up getting 3 games, a subscription to game informer, and a discount card. All for the cost of 3 dollars. I was a happy boy. The games i got were Fire Emblem: Path orf Radiance, Skies of Arcadia Legends, and Baiten Kaitos.

Later on a small souiree which we are all so accustomed too happened. I went and picked up tess and by the time we got back and got a pack of stoges the gang had arrived. With a half. And oodles of new toys. Picture time.

Tea Bagged


Rings


Bum


Now for some toys. And pardon me because i do not remember the names. However it was a star wars themed night.

This i do remember as Yoda






Word. Yo.


And i owe you some more videos. Hm, which ones though.

Oh yeah. Since you can see the red one is a steam roller and that was kicking our ass all night ill post an encounter with einstein and a steam roller.


The best is the story after the video ends. After he coughed for maybe 30 seconds he puked into his hand and funneled the puke into a nearby ashtray. Then puked in the ash tray. Hahaha, who the fuck thinks to use his hand as a funnel for his puke. It makes me laugh to this day.

And ive just been wanting to post this.
The Boonkasket Calladvanced

Im pissed you can barely see anything. But its a giant pvc pipe. It was awesome.

The End
Later Days

There may be dogs about

Stein Of Metal: chinese power
Stein Of Metal: yo my car gets 200 miles for every dollar.
D3monic Smurf: hah
D3monic Smurf: pay them in rice
Stein Of Metal: that you have mexicans grow for cheap
Stein Of Metal: and by cheap i mean share cropping
D3monic Smurf: hahah
Stein Of Metal: and by share cropping i mean beatings.

Forgot to post over teh weekend. Fuck it. And i forgot the video on thursday. SO you'll get two today.

The Massive Attack show was fucking sweet. It was really good at first, then the last 5 songs it just got ridiculously awesome. And i couldnt find any one to go so i gave away my extra ticket at the door. The walk back to the station sucked cause it was just pouring rain. 20 blocks in teh rain sucks.

This post will be cut short because of circumstances beyond my control.

Who's coming with me

I won two tickets to Massive Attack today. There is one of me. That means i need one more person. And i am inviting you, whom ever you may be, if you're interested to ask me about that other ticket. Under one condition though. You must have 20 bucks to buy a bag for the day.

Things to take into consideration.
The concert is on Wednsday. As in 10/04/06. As in not tomorrow but the next day.
Its at Roseland Ballroom in New York.
Dont forget you'll need 20 bucks for the train ticket.

So yeah. If interested contact me some way.

yes

Me. Drunk. Opeth. Blunt

The End

Another one of them boonkaskets

Always a good way to start a post.

I was hanging out with pat and making fire in my hand and on my body and it led me to think of videos with simial things. And since im too tired to make a full post ill leave you with a few of them.

This ended in it burning


I casted a pyroblast on dave


Explsoive high five!


And Gigantour on saturday
\m/
Later Days

\m/

It turns out i have most of the shit i wanted to post uploaded

I am here to infrom you all of a new rule that shall be practiced when amoungst people. It is called the fumble.

As you should have seen, subject B, john, dropped his cigarette. However subject A, justink was quick to see this fall and called fumble.

If you didnt piece it togeter just yet ill spell it out to your dumb ass. If you drop your cigarette, and some one calls fumble, it becomes there cigarette. Easy, no?

And secondly i am here to ask if you all missed out on your chance to get a clicker.

You can see here its sleek metalness. Also take note to its patented clicking clicker. Its state of the art display can show anything from 0-9999. o0o But thats not all.


What some of you may call a black tunry thing is really its knob. Feel free to polish it, or touch it, just caress it gently even....I mean with this black turny thing you can either reset or add numbers. Nifty eh?

Now lets go to an action shot


Be envious you dont have one. Muhahaha!

darkness enclouses

Showers are refreshing. The best feeling in the world is how my hair feels when im washing the conditioner out of it. So smooth and sexy, like a 5 yearold girl with pig tails riding a hot pink tric in the mid spring.

Yesterday was pretty good. Had class at 8 30 in the am. But before that i met up with shaun since she got a ride there at earlier then that. I bought my books and met up with her when i got on campus. I gave her my keys so she could pass out in my car. And i like my history teacher. He was explaining how china kept nomads happy once upon a time. And after he explained it he put it the best way i could think to say it "Pretty much they're giving them shit so they dont come over and try to steal their shit." Teaching would be so much easier if all teachers could simplify things such as that.

Also talking about confusism he was talking how an emperor should be virtuous and some one the people would follow. So he was trying to think of some person who the class would follow if they came in. At first he was like "...no not our president, hmm." And i blurt out "Randy Savage". I dont know about you, but if The Macho Man Randy Savage walked into any where i was at and said to follow him, id be the first mother fucker out the door.

I went out to my car and hung out there with shaun for a while. I was reading through my education book. They have different news articles related to skools and teachers. Well i must say the best one ever was about one man, a great man. No, an MAN of men. He got fired from his position as a teacher because he starred in and produced over 100 porn flicks. He had to be the coolest fucking teacher in the world. Easily. But thats just because im yet to become a teacher.

Shaun and I ended up covering her foot in random little drawings. And some where in there i got all hippied out.

Make bongs, not war.

The rest of the day was here and there until it was time to go to my other class. I got there 5 or 10 minutes late so i hurried up to get to class. Problem was i didnt have my shcedule on me. Nor did i know what class room it was in. I just remember it being next to my civ class. Well i wander around up stairs for a good 10 minutes. I pop into one class and ask but to no help. I thought i found the class so i walk in, and the teacher is holding up some note card and speaking in a different language. Wrong again. So i ended up going out side to the gazebo and made some friends to hang out with.

And i found out why i couldnt find the class. Its in room 206, but the hall goes from 205 to 207, turn a bend, 212 214 216. Fucked up shit yo.

After that i ended up back at the gazebo as per usual. Hung out there for a bit with two other people and the three of us ended up hanging out for the rest of eve. We some how made our way into the student life center amoungst, i would say fags but i can tolerate gay people. Hm, well you know those drama fags from high skool, those kind of people. *shudder* They were sitting around listening to swing and fag and showtunes. I just happened to have a Kalmah cd on me at that moment in time so i pestered the queer with powerbook to put it in. Hahaha. He ended up skipping the tracks after the first 10 seconds. The other two could sense how irate i was getting so we ended up leaving. It was brought up how i looked as if i was going to break open the notebook and grab my cd. Oh boy was that right. It took so much for me to not take my book and smash the entire things to pieces and retrive my cd.

We ended up in a horror movie once we got downstairs. We wanted to go to the TV room but it was locked so we tried finding some one to open it. The entire downstairs was empty except a class going on. A class about battlegrounds no less. Anyway all the lights were on in all the rooms but no one was there. Weird as hell.

Eventually Pat got out of class and we went on some voyage or another. It ended with use bouncing between kfc, taco bell and kfc again. It ruled.

And that was my thursday. I started typing this on friday but kept saving at random points because lack of either time or will.

Friday was a good day. Hung out with John and Justin early on and ran some errands and killed time. Eventually got to blazing. But the true fire wasnt until that eve. Pat, Joh, Hoke, Tess, and myself had a sit down with Excalibur and a hundred bucks of good bud. Sadly it did not fair as well as one would expect. However i did manage to get 5 or 6 videos of the entire process for way too many. And to make the day that much better Shaun came over for the night.

Saturday had its ups and downs. The ups were another Excalibur session with hoke jesus and brian. That was good fun.

And pretty much all of my today was spent with Paper Mario. Hell fucking yeah. I was stuck on that thing from the moment i got home. I love how time disappears on me when i play games. At 8 i thought "alright, im gonna go start on some dinner at 9" and then all of a sudden its 10 30.

I have a few pics to post but theyre not uploaded. And i know if go to upload them now i wont finish this post so ill do it another day. But there is one im going to post. Shaunee was bored with out her internet so she ended up making this with paint.

I told her that posting it here is the equivilant of me hanging it on my fridge.

And im gonna head off because i got class tomorrow.
Later Days

Tired

Too tired/lazy to post a full update, so watch this.



Later Days

In retrospec and being stoned this is funny as hell

metalstratman380: heh i hacked my sisters computer the other day....
metalstratman380: and i must say for a 15-y-o she has WAY too many naked pics of herself....
metalstratman380: its not cool

You are now entering the harmonic world of

I hate it when this shit happens.I was sitting at the FFO boards reading through shit and typing a post. Last i remembered Acoustic Melody was on then out of no where i hear O Green World. Turns out my ears didnt pick up 4 songs in the play list. That use to happen to me on the bus all the time. Be sitting there, boom, at skool and my CD is on the second to last track. Crazy shit.

Yesterday was pretty damn good asides waking up early as hell. I fixed everything with me going to skool so i got my schedule. And it sucks. Mondays i have a class at 9 30am and another at 7pm. Wednsday only one at 9 30 am. ANd thursday i have an 8 30 am and a 7pm. Fuck that. After i sorted all that out i had lunch with Sage and hung out at campus for a little. THen i picked up shaun and drove her to class.

My afternoon after that was spent sitting at the gazebo. Fun as always.If you are ever on campus and are looking for a place to hang out go to the gazebo. Not a gazebo, the gazebo.

After Shaunee got out of class her and i departed towards my house where the rest of the day was spent. I love her dearly.

Oh man, my fucking Tactics Advance file got erased. That made me want to stab a nigger. Three times. For every hour i put into that file. Thats 56 hours. Times three. Thats a lot of 56 stabbed niggers. Each stabbed 3 times. Mo' fuckers.

Hehe, i put a "This medication should be taken with water" sticker on the grinder. I really need to get my hand on an excess amount of all those pill bottle stickers. That would prove to be great.

Since the chances of me updating this tomorrow are about slim to not going to happen ill post a video now for your ocular pleasure.

Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. I have a few words for you, "your hands around my throat".


And with that i must depart.
Later Days

Edit: And i almost forgot. The 27th of this month at the stone pony, Buckethead. Anybody with me?

Space Acid

Pat: I remember Hoke telling me that if we ever encounter aliens from some where else the first thing he is going to ask them is what kind of drugs do they have. Yo imagine getting space coke.
Me: Go get some space chronic
Pat: Or just getting a pound of some blue sponge that you just snort. Or space acid
Me: All you're doing is taking exsisting drugs and putting the word space in front of it
Pat: I'm just trying to relate what kind of drug it we be like, but from space.

The skins the slither deliver me free

Bleh. Im sick. I've had this stomach virus thing on and off for the past week and today seems to be the worst of it. And at this point i dont know of my stomach is hungry or if im gonna puke. I hate that feeling.

Yesterday got stupid with pat and john. Dont expect details. Before that though i was hanging out with dominic and his younger friend. C
.hilling and talking and shit. They failed to believe me that i havent even been smoking a year. But a lot of people do. And my stomach wants to die.

Thursday was suppose to be the first day of classes for me. But that got all fucked up. When i registered for classes a little while back they didnt tell me when payment was due for the semester. Turns out it was due two days after i registered so they dropped all my clases. That annoyed the shit out of me. I get to sort all of that shit out tuesday. Im dreading that because i know im gonna be slapped with all the shit time slots for classes since the ones i originally signed up for are filled.

Rewind a bit on that day. I woke up pretty early and went over to shauns. I made pancakes for her and her cousin devin. First batch were normal, the second contained crushed up oreos. They kicked ass. We hung around the house for a bit. Showered and what not and then i drove her to class and found out all that shit with my classes. After that i went up to pats to try and make my schedule online but they dont let you do that since skool started. That led us to fuck around with some video games and watch random clips of random things.

When pat was heading out to class i went back down to brookdale and picked up shaun from her first day. Had a cigarette at the gazebo and saw dan there so i talked to him for a bit.

Nothing to eventful. Back at her place i made us dinner and we hung out. Asha came by and shaun ended up straightening my hair.

Fucking sweet. Photobucket made resizing pictures easier/faster. Now if only theyd let me punch in my own dimensions for the picture.

Anyway here are a few of me with straightened hair. I realize now i forgot to take one of the back.

And i love this blog. I accidently clicked on a link in my links bar and instead of just loading up that page it asked me if i wanted to since i had shit typed. FUck yes.





The internet makes me lazy. I dont even have to type in any HTML anymore if i dont want to. All the basic shit is covered with the convience of buttons and keyboard shortcuts. Technology will be our down fall.

I went through most of my videos from my digi cam and renamed them so i could actually locate them. ANd since im a pot head and i forget things ill post two for not posting one on thursday. Or making it up on friday, hehe.
(note: this would have been up yesterday but the power went out before i posted it)

Firstly id ask for you to bring the pain.


And this is just funny


Oh man. Last night on WSOU they played, in its entirety, the Shatner version of rocket man. IT was fucking sweet. Espically since(as most of you should know) it was just on family guy.

Anyway,
Later Days

Epiphany. Pass the bong man

D3monic Smurf: oh man
D3monic Smurf: i was stoned
D3monic Smurf: and i thought of the greatest fucking theory for being psychic
iLLoGiCaL LyNx: shoot
D3monic Smurf: i love when shit like that comes to me
D3monic Smurf: my theory is that our brainwaves transmit on a wavelength wherever we are. And when people talk and communicate and interact those wavelengths sych up. Over time your brains wavelengths get use and accustomed to certain wave lengths. Henceforth when you preceive something that some one is thinking or know exactly what they are going to do or say before it happens, its because you are receiving the same brainfeed as them
D3monic Smurf: and its works vice versa
D3monic Smurf: and i also believe that one person can influence the other person with his own thoughts when those wave lenghts are in sych
D3monic Smurf: if you are ever thinking of a word or a memory you shared, and that person says hte word or brings up that memory, its because you were influencing them to think it by thinking on it yourself

Blacket then the blackest black....times infinity

I just realized i survived august. Hell yeah!

Its a curse

Thinking on it i cant remember what the hell i did with my other pair of rechargeable batteries. I think that because i need to picture whore my days more since i havent been.

I found a postcard from postsecret today that fits me pretty well. Go there and try and find it(hint,it has the virgin mary in the picture).

Yesterday was my friend justins birthday. Sadly he had to work so i missed hanging out with him. Ended up with a number of friends from eatontown and went down here to blaze. The new guys were slain as always. Tess was amoungst one of the new people. At some point before and during she claimed to be able to out smoke hoke. John and I looked at each other, looked at hoke, looked at her, and then just started laughing. And the best comment i heard all day was from her when she walked in. I had my handcuffs and such on the table and she saw them and said "nice, i have the same pair of handcuffs."

I went to Rat Fest on friday. Deftones = fat guy in tube socks. That sums them up. There was a band or two playing whilst we wandered but didnt pay any attention to them. Jeff and Einstein got new pieces at the show. Jeff got a nice bowl and einstein got a chillum. The chillum kicks much ass. Ive wanted to get one for a while. Afterwards we went to the crowed to watch the fat guy in tube socks and finally KoRn.

Korn was good but the show was dead. And from when their set began till when it ended their energy was just going down and down. However Blind was awesome. We plotted the demise of skittles through the means of a pit. BUt no one was opening one up and it was all muddy and rainy. Jeff was gonna go sliding down it at the end but no one else would and he didnt want to be the only one miserable and covered in mud. And dave got glug. Once again no picture cause im stupid and so is my batery charger.

And thats about it i suppose. Until next time

later days

Happy Birthday Love!!

First off id like to wish a girl whom i love dearly a very Happy Birthday. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE!!!

Today John, Hoke, Justin, Jeff and I hung out. We started running some errands and in the process got tikcets to Rat Fest tomrrow. Then we hung out at jeffs place for a bit. Before we went back to my house we grabbed some buddies and justins guitar. I met Evil Hulk today. If my battery charger wasnt so shitty id have pictures of it.

I took them through new years with the pictures. I got a total mind blow because i got 2 of the exact same pictures at different points in the night. Its fucking nuts. And i went through a bunch of videos of my friends and use being us. Then after numerous bouts of smash we enjoyed some hectic four players Naruto. Neji is god. And feral naruto rapes shit in the mouth twice.

Anyway im tired and must go. But before i leave i pose a question.

Have i ever told you about a lad named Tunnel Man? He is a mythical creature that only comes out once a century through the power of boon. He is a wise and noble creature. This, what you are about to see, is his story.


Later Days

Not quite home

Indeed it is not. However it will have to do.

But first things first.




It's been quite a while since any type of blog post. And if you cant notice by this then i regret to inform you that The Blog has been put down. With luck itll still be left up(god help some one if it gets deleted) so feel free to go back there and relive all 'dem fun old times.

Tomorrow is a day to get shit done i declare. I have my own little to do list in my head which im sure ill froget half of it. But one of those things is to tinker with this machine and get my other hard drive in. Two reasons, first is i have tons of old pictures id like to look at again and videos that need posting. Second is cause i have under 10 gigs of space left on this one. Oh man bit torrent is an addiction. 22 gig ruroni kenshin files. On top of everything else. And its not enough. Oh its never enough. ..

You know, i wont be happy until i download the internet. But if that happens i fear ill have nothing to do with my pc anymore.


And horray for being a depressed mess!

I got a sign in my travels today. It's a no parking sign however. Nothing special but i was taking a piss on the pole of it and thought, why not?

Yesterday i hung out with pat zanghi and john. We were supposed to go to a hookah bar, but when do Pat and I ever get anything done when we are together.

And holy shit i just got a strange de ja vu. Like really bad too.

Anyway we ende up chilling here doing the usual and hanging out. We were watching some Iron Chef vs Iron Chef action cause i download epic finale. Just because i fucking can. Oh yes.

When will smoke tricks cease to be entertaining. Never i hope.

Today i hung out with shaun and asha for a bit. Then after some shit with asha's car dropped her off at home and went back to shauns. Where i enjoyed the rest of my day with her.

And burning my leg just a second ago reminded me of a funny moment from yesterday. I was demonstrating to zanghi the best way to prevent ash from flying in your face in the back. During my attempts i knocked off the cherry of my cigarette on pats back. It went something like "OH shit your back is on fire." He kept his back to the seat the rest of the time. Figures something like that would happen.

Thank god i have a habbit of copying and saving all the i type. I lose my post a lot more often then one would think.

Anyway i am to be gone. Expect tomorrow to be the dedicated video day(meaning videos on thursday).

Later Days